Most people don’t know this about me, but I have three major fears in life: being attacked by a bull shark (yet I watch Shark Week religiously every year on The Discover Channel, go figure), Sarah Palin “Going Rogue”, and most notably, I fear becoming a language L-7; you know, a vocabulary square…
I can remember in my more formative years, getting the putrid smelling, dusty-yellow Merriam-Webster with the broken spine from the basement and being made to read it as punishment for my adolescent back-sassiness or for simply not knowing when to hush-up when my mother threatened me regularly to stop talking so much during Sunday Morning’s Church Announcements.
Words like agrarian and zinzio with their quirky definitions and latin derivations; while mildly interesting in their own right, were not overly impressive terms or useful additions to my daily vocabulary (although, years later, recalling them did help me to garner some pretty awesome standardized reading and language test scores).
Nowadays however, it seems as though moldy dictionaries are a thing of the past; technology has ushered in not only new and exciting ways to obtain and retain information, but has made the kind of information that we seek more relevant to the times.
Take for instance the New Oxford American Dictionary’s 2009 Word of the Year. Had I composed my 6th grade narrative with this little jewel sprinkled throughout its pages, I can assure you that Mrs. Trexler would have went to town on my paper with her ominous Bic® pen, reveling in the fact that she was defacing my masterpiece with her bold red editing.
So, what’s the word, you ask? None other than “Unfriend,” courtesy of those kooky lexicographers at Facebook. For those not familiar with the inner workings of the popular social network, unfriend is a verb that simply means to remove someone from your list of friends on this trendy site.
I’m not sure just how long it will be before unfriend is added to dictionaries across the nation, but I promise to do my part to stay terminology-hip and current. Even now, I am committing Word of the Year ‘honorable mentions’ to memory. Anyone wanna take a stab at what these words mean?
- intexticated
- funemployed
- birther (hint: see recent post discussing Lou Dobbs)
- choice mom
- deleb
(see answers below…seriously, I can’t make this stuff up)
I’m Packing Up,
~Tiff