I’d ask you all if you missed me these past few weeks, but in doing so, I’d then have to admit that although I always long for you guys when I am away, I didn’t necessarily “miss” blogging over the last ten days.
Having originally planned to take our much needed vacation last year for our anniversary, the honey and I ultimately had to postpone our long awaited getaway until the end of February (thanks to my hallucination-inducing weeklong migraines back in October, remember?). But four months and no kids later, the honey and I hit the road to enjoy a full week of rest and relaxation in the Great Smoky Mountains.
Now I know what you are thinking, and while I cannot give you an exact figure or percentage of brown people who actually drive for hours just to find solace in mountainous Eastern Tennessee, it is worth pointing out that by the time we left Gatlinburg, we’d counted and/or exchanged brief pleasantries with close to 10 couples with a melanin surplus resembling our own. Still, no matter how loud I sang along to Landslide while driving around town (the Dixie Chicks and the Fleetwood Mac version), the honey and I still received the most hilarious double-takes, stares and inquiring side-eyes (well, in all fairness, it was funny to me; the honey was a little cautious and unnerved by all the attention).
But for all of the awkwardness associated with being chocolate city-slickers in a lackadaisical country town, the majestic views, breathtaking sunrises and sunsets, gorgeous landscapes, fresh mountain air, delicious food and the occasional head-nod from a local or two made our stay totally worth doing again in the future. Too bad my return home was met with crying offspring, permission slips, mandatory business meetings, vendor follow-ups and other fires needing to be put out!
Aaah, back to reality.